There’s too much nudity on TV, and not enough on the radio.

“In high school pottery class, I never made a whole vase. Instead I made fragmen…”

“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that nois…”

“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect…”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”