They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe that’s why I like sneezing into my wife’s panties so much.

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“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“I’ve been meaning to go shopping for boxing gloves, but I’ve been putting it of…”

“Control your temper, or it will control you. Sometimes even remotely, like a to…”