They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don't know what accountant came up with that number, but in my humble opinion, they might have been off by at least a dozen. You see, my and my friends were hiding during the count.

“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't…”

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup…”

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't …”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”