Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse tha…”

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I…”

“I’ll get a gift for you, but I’ll give it to someone else to give to you, so th…”