Think God’s got bigger concerns in his house than me droppin’ the f-bomb, sweetcheeks.

“Today, I show you Lake Como even though I don’t know fuck all about Lake Como; …”

“Girlie, I'm front Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”

“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”It was at that Raid s…”

“I know you're freaked, I know you're scared and I know you can come up with a m…”