Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love? I’ll bet it will be amazing.

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“I carry all of my childhood memories in my mind. But maybe that’s not the best …”

“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”