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“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”

“It’s like my grandpa always used to say, ‘A butter knife would make a deadlier …”

“I object! To shirts that have circular holes cut out where my nipples are. Even…”

“I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.”