This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or reading.

“Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, an…”

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

“Growing up, Renaldo and his father had a great relationship. At least until his…”

“I keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must …”