This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.

“I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I tho…”

“I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourse…”

“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nob…”

“The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so un…”