This is a pickup line that’s sure to not work: I want to inquire if you’re in choir or not, because you’re singing to my heart. So, can I see your boobies or what?

“On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know…”

“I like the way I look, but I don’t like the way my mirror presents me. It’s bia…”

“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”