This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your ghost.

“Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump a…”

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in m…”

“We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
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“I killed a man for his shoes, and then I realized his feet were much smaller th…”