This is you." She pointed at the stick figure with enormous red curly marks and blue eyes.

Did my hair really look like that? I ran a hand over my head, feeling a bit like Little Orphan Annie.

“Modesty is for saints and losers. I'm neither.”

“Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than g…”

“Chad stared at his publicist/babysitter/daughter of Satan. “Jesus, woman, I do …”

“I remembered all the little things. My Seth? Oh, yuck. I wanted to scrub out m…”