This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

“Deliver me from Swedish furniture.Deliver me from clever art.And the phone rang…”

“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be …”

“And sometimes being mutilated can work to your advantage. All those people now …”

“The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid l…”