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“Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordina…”

“some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-u…”

“The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a…”

“By first believing in Santa Claus, then the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy,…”