This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time

“We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”

“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. Th…”

“At least Anne Frank,” Comrade Snarky said, “never had to tour with her book . .…”

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on whe…”