This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live some…”

“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”