This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.

“I was just a kid then. But I won't forget. Nor will others. There's lots of peo…”

“I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.“I tried to live a good life. …”

“Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.”

“He stood up, took his tray over to the PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR REFUSE WITH CARE …”