This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake.

“To cement my point, Dire Straits came on and after Perry proclaimed her sudden …”

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?”“Gimme the pho…”

“Who is it?" I asked teasingly"Bigfoot," Dex answered from his room."What do you…”

“I love you,” he whispered. “I was never meant to love anyone else. No matter wh…”