This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”

“Some people hide behind rules and regulations to deliver sadistic punishments, …”