Those who seek the Truth are logically in the dark. Therefore, if I aspire to be anything in the world, it's to be a lighthouse. And you, my midget sidekick, you can be my flashlight.

“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.”

“The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire l…”