Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I…”

“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like …”

“Get your head out of the clouds. Stop huffing the atmosphere.”

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood …”