Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”

“Tanks are so big and expensive they should be Buy One Get One Free. If they wer…”