Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, because my two partners overruled my name suggestion.

“How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ev…”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl u…”