Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a ben…”

“The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufac…”