Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.

“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, …”

“I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I…”

“I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear …”

“I keep butter in my underwear, because it’s like a meat locker down there. Can …”