To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my career works out, because it feels like I'm just spinning my wheels.

“I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know …”

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”