To be fucking human, to not put too fine a point on it, and Daniel Boone can kiss my ass.

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”

“I believe he collects different types of stationery,' said Vetinari. 'I have so…”

“The landscape was snow and green ice on broken mountains. These weren't old mou…”

“... a metaphor ... is like lying but more decorative.”