To be gentle you have to be patient.

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“Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.”

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy t…”

“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I ho…”