To crooked eyes truth may wear a wry face

“Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is ever…”

“You cannot pass," he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. "I am…”

“¡Es que no soy ningun hombre viviente! Lo que tus ojos ven es una mujer. Soy Éo…”

“Short cuts make long delays.”