To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.


“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as…”

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but…”