To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”

“I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.”

“A man with six fingers on one hand who gets his finger cutoff by the mafia prob…”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”