To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.

“I discovered a time capsule from WWII disguised as a bomb. I’m going to open it…”

“If you have one dollar and I have a hundred dollars, I could say I have a hundr…”

“If I were the King’s official mapmaker, I’d also be the second largest landhold…”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing …”