To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse.

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons f…”

“On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight,…”

“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road tha…”