To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.


“When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can ge…”

“As a point of fact, the best apologies don’t come at the point of a sword, they…”

“If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.”

“My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—mu…”