To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.


“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”

“Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, an…”