To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as an individual.

“She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. …”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test…”

“My penis is like a wet noodle, only not as thick. Or tasty.”