To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shit, just to wipe some more. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Things can go three ways—left, right, or straight. If you stand on one side, ei…” “I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.” “I’m a 33rd degree mason, which is one degree above freezing.” “I guess I should be thankful. Full of thank. But what is thank? I can't eat tha…”