Today was so cold that the wind froze my words as I spoke them and they fell silently like snow. I tried to say I love you, but I’m afraid I just muddied up the situation.

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”