Together me and Amy are Jaramy. Pearl Jam wrote a song about us speaking in class.

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”

“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligen…”

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”