Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice.

“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”

“We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started drippin…”

“A condom prevents life. A gun takes life. Would a condom over the barrel of a g…”

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My …”