Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.

“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation …”

“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the l…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”