Try not to wake up on fire.

“If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out ri…”

“The other thing you can do is write a strong personal essay which lets admissio…”

“6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess…”

“Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you …”