Two hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to a synchometer.

“I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckle…”

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off…”

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play …”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”