Unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.

“I couldn’t unlove Augustus Waters. And I didn’t want to.”

“I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red…”

“I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.”

“Are there any Nazis left that I could hunt down and bring to justice?” Augustus…”