Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

“Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has…”

“A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus…”

“Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,…”

“Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?”