Vanity, thy name is vampire.

“Mab turned back to me and eyed me up and down. She quirked one eyebrow, very sl…”

“So really, it was just as well that Godmother had caught up to me, in spite of …”

“Lean forward a little, my lord," Toot said instantly, and shouted, "Hey, Kernal…”

“He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 …”