Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”

“A brick could be used to help you become an Olympic swimmer. Tie the brick arou…”

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”