Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

“I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show. I'll spout simplistic opinions…”

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be …”

“Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even i…”