Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.

“I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my sou…”

“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”

“Question for your life: If you could change War’s name, do you think you’d chan…”

“A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim.…”