Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrumen…”

“I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion t…”