We all eventually become whatever we pretend to hate.

“Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been ass…”

“The year you spent ‘killing yourself’to make me love you…I thought that was us …”

“What those anti-cookie-baking mothers wanted me to do was turn baseball into so…”

“The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives hav…”