We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.


“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”

“Obesity isn't as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before i…”

“I sleep on my side. And if you’re not on my side, you’re against me.”

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I for…”